Evalyn: Filthy Rich
Evalyn knows what's up. If you're gonna be rich, be filthy rich. Ladies, put on your ruby-bottomed Louboutin heels and stop those jewels down the street like you're the fucking grand marshal in the parade of life. Gents, same? I say, to each his or her own. And if you're poor, that's cool. I mean, I hope you're not my Secret Santa or anything but I'm told some treasures aren't measured by dollars.