The Weeknd: Can't Feel My Face (Martin Garrix Remix)
Add hip and knee joints to the equation when Martin Garrix drops a remix of The Weeknd’s “Can’t Feel My Face.” The young, Dutch DJ and producer should also team up with Hush Puppies Shoes to help quiet my feet after all this dancing - my dogs are barking! And while I have zero street credibility and am in no position to roll up my J-crew sleeves and make any edgy comparisons, I think the following is pretty dang accurate. If The Weeknd’s original version is Disneyland, then Martin’s remix is Banksy’s Dismaland Bemusement Park. By that, I mean you can expect uneven (four-to-the-) floor surfaces, extensive use of strobe lighting, and content unsuitable for small children. This is a big kid’s anthemic remix that will have Grandma turning down his hearing aids, and festival-goers a happy step closer towards earning their own pair.