Handsome Dancer: Coincidance

Handsome Dancer: Coincidance

handsome dancer So I realize this isn't your typical KKS post, BUT this music video is too life changing not to share with the world. Moreover, tis mine birthday on the morrow and I shall party as such, drinketh Bacardi as such, and post whatever good viral tidings as such.

The hilarious dreamboats from Handsome Dancer have just made their debut on ze music scene with latest "Coincidance" video, which will likely prompt you to set down the muscle milk, forgo your worldly workout regimens, and replace everything with the teachings of ZE DANCE! Seriously people, one glance at that exquisite bi/tri arm display and you're a goner. You'll be drinking the Handsome Dancer purple koolaid with hopes of reaching your higher svelte salvation. I believe it was the famous mathematician Pythagoras that was the first to develop the arm day plus leg day equals dance day formula, and not since the Coincidance have I seen a more beautiful display of such teachings. Except maybe that one time I was taught how to Dougie. Oh, and of course when Yonce made me jump around in my underwear, waiving my hands in the air; clap, clap, clapping like I didn't care.(She knew I cared). But those were the only two times and they were many moons ago. Everyone needs to blast a beat, drop a lunge and give me some of that deep shoulder Coincidance action. Right now! DOWIT! I don't care if you're at your desk right now crunching numbers, I want you to get up onto that desk, and dance till you feel better! Oh, looks like Connie's just popped her head around the cubicle to join you in that shimmy. OMG- Chad from logistics just paused his Nickleback playlist, shook out his ponytail, and is making his way over in what I can only describe as an aggressive man strut for a chance at ze dance now too! Whatever you do, make sure someone is filming, post it to your social media outlets, tag everyone, and give thanks to your Handsome Dancer leaders for making it all possible. Janet from HR may try and write you up for this, but I promise she'll forget all about it as soon as you can get her an appletini and an appeteaser during a post work happy hour at Friday's. Get her two and you may even catch her shakin' her shoulders to that funky beat beside you; what a Coincidance! Now if you'll excuse me, I think my work is done here. Thou art welcome. As my sworn lover Drakespeare doth proclaim, thankest me later. And with that, I have a birthday Bellini that's not going to drink itself and a date with the Conincidance-floor. Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

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