Cody Simpson: New Problems (Official Video)

Cody Simpson: New Problems (Official Video)

Cody-Simpson-New-Problems Attention all my LAYDAYS! Once again ya girl has pulled through with news on the latest #BABEALERT. The newest man to stir up marital conflict and shameful adulterous behaviors on my part against my current and otherwise wonderful brother husbands (Drake, the Biebs, and those #manbun triplets from Williamsburg I managed to upgrade our growing family portrait with) goes by the name of Cody Simpson. I can already tell how excited you are, and understandably so given the degree of fleek my internal Babedar operates on. What can I say, my eyes just seem to be drawn to the finer sights in life and who am I to judge? OK so I may be one to judge, actually. It's kind of all I do to be fair coming from the girl who's been swipin' most her life, livin' in a Tinder paradise. Feel me? That being said, after the amount of times I've used my swiping finger to instead keep pressing play on the newly released music video for "New Problems," it seems my newest problem will surely be a result of failing to vaccinate myself properly against the lethal combo of such crippling vocal riffs and genetically privileged exterior prior to my full exposure of this Cody Simpson virus. I'm a total goner! I'll have to break the news gently to my sweet angel face Justin that there will once again be one less lonely girl in his life. Tell Drake no matter what happens he'll always be my sugga boo. Manbuns alike must be warned of the threat to the once guaranteed panty dropping powers of their updo. There's a new sheriff in town collecting more hearts than Christina Perry's ex boyfriend and looking to reclaim the Mr. Steal Your Girl title from Trey Songz himself. Ladies and Gentlemen, let me introduce you to your New Problem, indeed! But please, for the sake of humanity, remember to always practice safe Simpson.

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