Mike Taylor: Body High
It is near impossible for me to crack any sort of fraction of a smile in the morning. I would even go as far as to say that I'm a miserable, poor excuse of a non-contributing citizen until at least noon. So you can imagine my surprise when I played Mike Taylor's "Body High" this morning and all of a sudden realized that my teeth were being voluntarily exposed before even getting a chance to ingest a single drop of caffeine. OMG. Was I smiling?! Ew, I'm totally smiling and I can't seem to stop. Like not even a cheek raised grin, I'm talking ridiculous Cheshire Cat smile; givin away the pearly whites like candy to children on Halloween. What's even more shocking is that I found myself actually feeling warm and happy inside. Danced my way to the kitchen to pour some cereal. Totally forgot about the snow outside and was lost in a sunshine oasis during the entirety of the song. Did I mention I DANCED to the kitchen? I'm aware that Mercury is in retrograde but what I didn't realize is that it's forces must work oppositely on naturally negative people during this time, bringing those like myself the miracle of turning miserable mornings into pleasant ones through Mike Taylor's subhuman music artistry. Looks like I've been saved suckas! Now if you'll excuse me, I've got some serious day seizing to do.