Oh hey! I’m Kick Kick Snare’s first (and i’d say best) t-shirt creation. Growing up as a blank shirt was hard. I lived a life of seclusion folded up and boxed in with a bunch of clones in a factory. Slowly I saw shirts around me forced to become Nickelback fans or promotional items for Viagra thus solidifying their existence as purely a “sleep shirts.” I must have been some stellar cotton in another life because i was hand-picked to represent Kick Kick Snare. Now all the cool kids are into me. i’m pretty, i’m popular, and at $20 it’s like they’re practically giving me away. Buy me and impress even the fanciest music lover. Buy me for that friend who desperately needs to retire their “i heart my boyfriend” tee. I knew that shirt once. He was a totally lame.











